I'm bored: here's a motorcycle joke

ABearden · 09-01-2004, 02:52 PM

Warning, not for the very easily offended, your grandmother (unless she's modern), or 8 year old children. :funflip It's an oldie but goodie.

A guy finally turns 18 and figures he wants to get a motorcycle. He starts looking and finds a litle ad in the back of the newspaper. "Old bike, taking offers, call John". The next Saturday, he calls and heads out to see the bike. It's an old-school chopper in imaculate condition.

"Wow, how do you keep it so clean and rust free?"
"I wipe it down every day and if I'm out and it starts to rain, I smear vasoline on the bodywork to keep the water out."

The guy makes an offer and rides off on his classic chopper as happy as can be. That night, his girlfriend invites him over to dinner for the first time, so he rides his spiffy new bike over. When he gets there, she whispers "Be careful, we have a rule in my house that whoever says anything first during dinner does the dishes."

"ok."

He walks in and is surprised by wall-to-wall stacks of dishes and is sure to keep quiet during dinner along with the rest of the family until he gets an idea. With a devious grin, he walks over to his girlfriend, bends her over the table, drops her panties and has her way with her. She's a bit flustered, and embarassed, but sits down with a big grin on her face. He then thinks to himself that her mom isn't half bad and tosses her on the table and repeats the performance. Now, his girlfriend is furious, her mom is the flustered one, and her dad is about to blow his top.

Suddenly, it starts to sprinkle outside and the guy remembers his bike. Without a word, he goes to his backpack and pulls out the vasoline. With that, the dad yells, "Alright, alright, I'll wash the freaking dishes!"

Chiricahua · 09-02-2004, 01:45 PM

:laughing Funny

SPEED · 09-09-2004, 11:08 AM

From the title, I thought there was going to be a picture of you :lmao

ABearden · 09-09-2004, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPEED

From the title, I thought there was going to be a picture of you :lmao

No, that one comes when Iggi digitizes her bike night pictures. :greenflip

09-01-2004, 02:52 PM	#1
ABearden Canyon Carver Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 571 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 5 (10)	I'm bored: here's a motorcycle joke Warning, not for the very easily offended, your grandmother (unless she's modern), or 8 year old children. :funflip It's an oldie but goodie. A guy finally turns 18 and figures he wants to get a motorcycle. He starts looking and finds a litle ad in the back of the newspaper. "Old bike, taking offers, call John". The next Saturday, he calls and heads out to see the bike. It's an old-school chopper in imaculate condition. "Wow, how do you keep it so clean and rust free?" "I wipe it down every day and if I'm out and it starts to rain, I smear vasoline on the bodywork to keep the water out." The guy makes an offer and rides off on his classic chopper as happy as can be. That night, his girlfriend invites him over to dinner for the first time, so he rides his spiffy new bike over. When he gets there, she whispers "Be careful, we have a rule in my house that whoever says anything first during dinner does the dishes." "ok." He walks in and is surprised by wall-to-wall stacks of dishes and is sure to keep quiet during dinner along with the rest of the family until he gets an idea. With a devious grin, he walks over to his girlfriend, bends her over the table, drops her panties and has her way with her. She's a bit flustered, and embarassed, but sits down with a big grin on her face. He then thinks to himself that her mom isn't half bad and tosses her on the table and repeats the performance. Now, his girlfriend is furious, her mom is the flustered one, and her dad is about to blow his top. Suddenly, it starts to sprinkle outside and the guy remembers his bike. Without a word, he goes to his backpack and pulls out the vasoline. With that, the dad yells, "Alright, alright, I'll wash the freaking dishes!"

09-02-2004, 01:45 PM	#2
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09-09-2004, 11:08 AM	#3
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