humor for today

phydeaux · 04-19-2007, 02:33 PM

What is the difference between a Harley and a logging truck?

1. About 40 pounds and a fat woman on the back.
2. Logging trucks don't throw sparks when they go around corners.
3. Logging trucks need all their lights.
4. Logging trucks will usually pull over to let you pass.
5. Logging trucks are quicker and faster.
6. Logging trucks don't all look alike.
7. Logging trucks are not as wide.
8. Nobody ever built a three wheel logging truck.
9. You won’t see a 300-pound woman on a logging truck.

JakeR1 · 04-19-2007, 02:38 PM

roflmao!!!

speedextreme16 · 04-19-2007, 02:56 PM

Iceman · 04-19-2007, 02:59 PM

Ha ha ha!

Gwyneth · 04-19-2007, 03:14 PM

harleyxlc · 04-19-2007, 03:34 PM

As a fat woman on a Harley, I take #9 personally.

OK, I'm over it

Very funny.

Fred S · 04-19-2007, 07:25 PM

:lol

#4 is way too true on Sunday.

GSXR600Chick · 04-19-2007, 08:48 PM

That was good - Thanks for posting it up! I needed a good giggle!

04-19-2007, 02:33 PM	#1
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04-19-2007, 02:38 PM	#2
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04-19-2007, 02:56 PM	#3
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04-19-2007, 03:34 PM	#6
harleyxlc Spammer Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 0 (10)	As a fat woman on a Harley, I take #9 personally. OK, I'm over it Very funny. __________________ 1995 Ducati 900SS/CR 2007 Harley-Davidson Dyna Street Bob 2007 Triumph Speed Triple - - - SOLD: 2000 Sportster 1200 Custom SOLD: 2006 Kawasaki Ninja 500R

04-19-2007, 08:48 PM	#8
GSXR600Chick Moderator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Oceanside, CA Bikes: 2004 GSXR 600, 1996 CBR 600 Age: 1 Posts: 2,731 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 7 (22)	That was good - Thanks for posting it up! I needed a good giggle! __________________ "There's so much time to learn how to ride, if you can think of it more as a life-time pursuit, you'll realize there's no big rush to get better/faster." ---Robert---- Check out the coolest videos here: www.grassyknollproductions.com And the best pictures here: www.palomarpics.net "Someone once said that friends are God's way of apologizing for family" --Havoc-- "The world is too fragile for people to be untrue. There's too much at stake, and life is too short for lies." --Brothers & Sisters--

04-19-2007, 02:59 PM	#4
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04-19-2007, 03:14 PM	#5
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04-19-2007, 07:25 PM	#7
Fred S Canyon Carver Join Date: May 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Bikes: 07 Blue ZX-10R Age: 37 Posts: 797 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 3 (34)	:lol #4 is way too true on Sunday.

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