Mojave954

May ladies....

Was cleaning out the garage and had my beauties standing at attention at the end of the drive for a little sunbathing....


I shall introduce from left to right... For those of you that are challenged in that venue we are starting with the fat black bike....

Ms. Feej- As Freddie Mercury has stated, "fat-bottom girls make the rockin world go 'round". She is an O8 FJR and has all the creature comforts of settling in for the long haul. While she is primarily built for comfort and endurance, as some of you witnessed, she can get up and boogey down the WSIR straights. This is by far the queen of the harem and, she is treated as such. Has her own stall in garage, very pampered.

Ms WR 4 Fiddy- now this is the dirty girl we all dream of. She is slim, agile and very responsive to your grip. You can ride her hard and put her away way wet with no complaints. But you have to be careful, get too cocky and she will slam you to the ground, break you and then laugh at your mortal presence. Must handle this one with extreme care.

DR. 650- Hmmm a Suzucki in my harem?! This is the little ladies bike. No, the GF's bike. Good learner. Not particularly good at anything but not really bad either. Soon we will unleash the beast within but, not till the little lady is ready. PS. Thing won't even wheelie. YET!

Ms R-1... All I can say is wow... This is like the woman in the bar everyone wants but everyone is afraid to talk too. Lean, agile, powerful... The harder you ride her the more she begs to be ridden. Grin factor is second to none.
OBTW, she is still for sale....

Best thing about this harem is they stay where you put them. No backbiting, gossiping or anything along those lines. However, they are quite expensive and each comes with their own demands. The upswing, you shut off the lights and close the garage door. All is good...

Even treat you people to a frontal shot...

Time for Halo 3 and a beer....

Ride safe out there people. Keep the rubber side down.

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phydeaux

Nice!!!!


But .... Freddie Mercury (from Queen) sang "Fat bottom girls" .... and, who can't wheelie the DR650???????????


Again, nice post.

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Mojave954

You are right and I will change it. Oh man that DR in bone stock form is a complete DAWG. Don't worry, we will open it up. My lady is extremely competitive and she doesn't like being "dusted" on the street or the dirt but, she is smart enough to know that too much power too soon can lead to bad things.

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phydeaux

Wow, I am surprised the 650 is weak. I haven't ridden one but I remember the old XL500 and XT550, both of which were far too easy to wheelie.

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SPEED

Very nice stable for a desert rat......hehehe!!

DR's are heavy hogs. ;)

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Bad-mofo

Perfect alignment, but what's up with color mismatch? If you wanted to use that particular arrangement: full-fairing road bikes surrounding the dirt bikes, you shoulda had the blue ones on the left and the black ones on the right. It really disturbs my acute aesthetic taste.


j/k


I always laugh when I see photos of carefully arranged bikes from some "model meet" e.g. local 600RR or R6 owners.

Mojave954

Not a color mis-match. They are alternating, blue, black, blue, black.... Or if you are going the other way black, blue, black, blue.

Actually it just the way I rolled them out of the garage.

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