Yamaha's MotoGP colors........sweet!!! - Page 2

SPEED · 07-11-2005, 09:19 PM

Here's another one to wet your whistle.....

Rossi getting mobbed by the cornerworkers

rc51phreak · 07-12-2005, 08:06 AM

Thanks I needed that now I have to drive with wood today that is the badest yami i've seen

pulse · 07-12-2005, 05:49 PM

the edwards burn out :clapping

roadracer98 · 07-13-2005, 08:31 PM

The bikes looked AWESOME and the riders leathers were just as sweet. :happyb

SPEED · 07-13-2005, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roadracer98

The bikes looked AWESOME and the riders leathers were just as sweet. :happyb

:gfight :biggrin

JK big Kenny P., they did look good :thumbup

efward · 07-14-2005, 10:06 AM

You've probably heard people talking about Valentino sandbagging at Laguna. I don't buy any of it but I ran across this and thought it was funny.

----

What really happened....

(Scene: in the Yamaha garage, roughly twenty minutes before the sighting
lap for the MotoGP race. Valentino motions Colin over to the corner of the
garage just out of everyone's earshot)

VALE: Colin, diss eess a beddy important race for Amedica, yes?

COLIN: F**kin-A, man. I sure hope I can clear off from Nicky so I can
finish second to you, V.

VALE: Dat eess why I call to you to come. I have Beeeg plan for you.
(stretches arms wide) Closer to me. Nobody to hear, OK?

COLIN: (Leans in) What's up?

VALE: I have beddy beeg points from Marco. Maybe sixty-one ahead. I wish to
go cool and give you de race if you can catch Nicky. He eess beddy fast.
You catch, you pass, you win, OK?

COLIN: (Shouts) Sh*t Fire! You'd do that for me? (slaps thigh)

VALE: Hey! Beddy quiet for plan is good, OK?

COLIN: (whispers) Riiiight, sorry.

VALE: You go catch Nicky. Have good time. MotoGP get big in Amedica from
you. You get famous and rich and buy Texas, Yes?

COLIN: (shouts again) F**kin-A! Let's go! (Gives Valentino a forearm to the
shoulder. Valentino trips over a pile of shop rags and farts as he gets up.
Colin laughs so hard he shoots a booger out his left nostril.)

VALE: De pasta primavera, eet always make me do dis!

COLIN: (Yells) Hey, everybody! Valentino just sh*t his leathers!

During the race, Nicky motors away like he's shot from a cannon. Valentino
rides at seven-tenths, and waits for habitual bad starter Colin to catch
up. Colin sails past at eleven-tenths as Valentino mulls over what to have
for dinner and which one of his umbrella girls will get a pearl necklace
before bedtime. Valentino falls 3.5 seconds back as Colin tries to crawl
under the paint in an effort to catch Nicky, who is doing an admirable job
of lighting the afterburners every time the gap shrinks to under two
seconds.

With two laps to go, Valentino gets startled awake by an air horn as he
crests the ridge leading up to the Corkscrew. As he shakes the cobwebs out
and yawns, he sees Colin ahead, too far from Nicky to make a run of any
significance.

VALE: (Thinking) Colin, Colin, Colin, you are a beeg Amedican f**k-up. Now
I have to go and make up for your, uh, how do you say....uh, imcompetence.
Mister Yamaha ees at de track! How do you let thees happen?

The race results are as posted. Valentino, realizing an American one-two
would be good press fodder, closes on Colin just enough to let him know who
the alpha rider still is. Colin arrives at the podium so drenched with
sweat he looks pressurized. Valentino, however, looks like he just got done
watching a movie in his motorhome.

After the hoopla of post-race interviews dies down and the crowd disperses,
the two teammates cross paths as the MotoGP circus folds up the tents.

COLIN: Hey, man, I want to thank you for that chance. Man, that little sh*t
Nicky is faster than I thought. I tried, man. About next year, do you
think--

VALE: Don't talk to me.

Fredball · 07-14-2005, 11:44 AM

hahahhaha :thumbup

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efward Know It All Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Posts: 385 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 5 (10)	You've probably heard people talking about Valentino sandbagging at Laguna. I don't buy any of it but I ran across this and thought it was funny. ---- What really happened.... (Scene: in the Yamaha garage, roughly twenty minutes before the sighting lap for the MotoGP race. Valentino motions Colin over to the corner of the garage just out of everyone's earshot) VALE: Colin, diss eess a beddy important race for Amedica, yes? COLIN: F*kin-A, man. I sure hope I can clear off from Nicky so I can finish second to you, V. VALE: Dat eess why I call to you to come. I have Beeeg plan for you. (stretches arms wide) Closer to me. Nobody to hear, OK? COLIN: (Leans in) What's up? VALE: I have beddy beeg points from Marco. Maybe sixty-one ahead. I wish to go cool and give you de race if you can catch Nicky. He eess beddy fast. You catch, you pass, you win, OK? COLIN: (Shouts) Sht Fire! You'd do that for me? (slaps thigh) VALE: Hey! Beddy quiet for plan is good, OK? COLIN: (whispers) Riiiight, sorry. VALE: You go catch Nicky. Have good time. MotoGP get big in Amedica from you. You get famous and rich and buy Texas, Yes? COLIN: (shouts again) F*kin-A! Let's go! (Gives Valentino a forearm to the shoulder. Valentino trips over a pile of shop rags and farts as he gets up. Colin laughs so hard he shoots a booger out his left nostril.) VALE: De pasta primavera, eet always make me do dis! COLIN: (Yells) Hey, everybody! Valentino just sht his leathers! During the race, Nicky motors away like he's shot from a cannon. Valentino rides at seven-tenths, and waits for habitual bad starter Colin to catch up. Colin sails past at eleven-tenths as Valentino mulls over what to have for dinner and which one of his umbrella girls will get a pearl necklace before bedtime. Valentino falls 3.5 seconds back as Colin tries to crawl under the paint in an effort to catch Nicky, who is doing an admirable job of lighting the afterburners every time the gap shrinks to under two seconds. With two laps to go, Valentino gets startled awake by an air horn as he crests the ridge leading up to the Corkscrew. As he shakes the cobwebs out and yawns, he sees Colin ahead, too far from Nicky to make a run of any significance. VALE: (Thinking) Colin, Colin, Colin, you are a beeg Amedican f*k-up. Now I have to go and make up for your, uh, how do you say....uh, imcompetence. Mister Yamaha ees at de track! How do you let thees happen? The race results are as posted. Valentino, realizing an American one-two would be good press fodder, closes on Colin just enough to let him know who the alpha rider still is. Colin arrives at the podium so drenched with sweat he looks pressurized. Valentino, however, looks like he just got done watching a movie in his motorhome. After the hoopla of post-race interviews dies down and the crowd disperses, the two teammates cross paths as the MotoGP circus folds up the tents. COLIN: Hey, man, I want to thank you for that chance. Man, that little sht Nicky is faster than I thought. I tried, man. About next year, do you think-- VALE: Don't talk to me. __________________ WSMC #619

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