Not so "Funny" ........argggggggg!!

SPEED · 06-15-2005, 12:02 PM

THE MOMMY TEST
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," ...I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back. :tantrum :laughing

SPACEBOY · 06-15-2005, 04:58 PM

lol...kids. She so innocently burned you and dident even know it. :lmao

no_tys85 · 06-15-2005, 05:09 PM

She's quick!!! You should be proud!!! :lmao

SPEED · 06-15-2005, 05:17 PM

lol, maybe I should have stated thta it was sent to my wife from someone else.... pretty funny though :laughing

SPACEBOY · 06-15-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SPEED

lol, maybe I should have stated thta it was sent to my wife from someone else.... pretty funny though :laughing

Ummm...Yeah! :bitchslap

speedextreme16 · 06-15-2005, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SPACEBOY

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPEED

lol, maybe I should have stated thta it was sent to my wife from someone else.... pretty funny though :laughing

Ummm...Yeah! :bitchslap

Mike is now the mommy..... :lmao :lmao
I always knew you had some sort of woman gene in you! :laughing :lmao :funflip

ca249 · 06-15-2005, 10:15 PM

I don't know about him being a mommy, but he was my pit bitch at Fontana last Sunday.

Ray

SPEED · 06-15-2005, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ca249

I don't know about him being a mommy, but he was my pit bitch at Fontana last Sunday.

Ray

....and he enjoyed every minute of it :spit

speedextreme16 · 06-16-2005, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SPEED

Quote:

Originally Posted by ca249

I don't know about him being a mommy, but he was my pit bitch at Fontana last Sunday.

Ray

....and he enjoyed every minute of it :spit

Well...........nevermind, no comment!

no_tys85 · 06-16-2005, 12:50 PM

Uhhh....Mike....i dont think i wanna go anymore!!! Pit bitch doesnt sound to exciting to me! :funflip

06-15-2005, 12:02 PM	#1
SPEED Administrator Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: So Cali Bikes: '07 Honda CBR600RR, Cag Pocket bike Age: 43 Posts: 11,099 iTrader: (5) Rep Power: 16 (42)	Not so "Funny" ........argggggggg!! THE MOMMY TEST I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," ...I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back. :tantrum :laughing __________________ Live to ride another day!" SIGN UP HERE --> "Zoomsplat" -Wingers" SPORTBIKES WEST.COM User Maintenance General Forum Usage Reading and Posting Messages

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no_tys85 Squid Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Tustin, CA Posts: 139 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 4 (10)	She's quick!!! You should be proud!!! :lmao __________________ I complained that I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet. ~Irish Proverb

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SPEED Administrator Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: So Cali Bikes: '07 Honda CBR600RR, Cag Pocket bike Age: 43 Posts: 11,099 iTrader: (5) Rep Power: 16 (42)	lol, maybe I should have stated thta it was sent to my wife from someone else.... pretty funny though :laughing __________________ Live to ride another day!" SIGN UP HERE --> "Zoomsplat" -Wingers" SPORTBIKES WEST.COM User Maintenance General Forum Usage Reading and Posting Messages

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no_tys85 Squid Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Tustin, CA Posts: 139 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 4 (10)	Uhhh....Mike....i dont think i wanna go anymore!!! Pit bitch doesnt sound to exciting to me! :funflip __________________ I complained that I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet. ~Irish Proverb

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06-15-2005, 04:58 PM	#2
SPACEBOY Club Racer Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,204 iTrader: (1) Rep Power: 6 (40)	lol...kids. She so innocently burned you and dident even know it. :lmao

06-15-2005, 10:15 PM	#7
ca249 Squid Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Baja Fontana Posts: 116 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 5 (10)	I don't know about him being a mommy, but he was my pit bitch at Fontana last Sunday. Ray