Allow me to share my belly laugh with you...

Gwyneth · 02-21-2006, 06:06 PM

So, there I am sitting at the light from the 5S to get onto Encinitas Blvd. to head east. I'm relaxing and listening to my tunes and my bike's purr, when up pulls a guy on a Busa. He says something to me but I can't hear because of my tunes, so I turn them off. He says "Nice." I say "Thank you" since I do have a nice bike. Then (picture the cartoon coyote howling in the audience with his backleg scratching frantically) he goes "Looking good, oh yeah!" :evilgrin By this time the light has turned green and I start off only to have this guy force me to cut my turn sharp because he wasn't taking the outside of the turn. He races off only to be stopped by the next light. :headscratch I pull up to him and say "This light is always red, no sense in racing to get to it." His response? "Speed, oh yeah, you want to race?" I look at him with my best "Are you ****ing stupid?":wtf look and respond that "No, my bike is a 600 and yours has 1300 ccs. Thanks but no thanks." The light turns green and the guy opens the throttle wide. I watch as the Busa swerves to the right cutting in front of me, then to the left, then straightens out and shoots up the road. :yikes :pat Me, I'm just getting through the intersection by this time. I'm sure this guy is thinking how studly he is and how I'm going to want to see what else he's got. Me? I almost fall off my bike in fits of laughter as I watch the Sheriff's Deputy turn on his lights, because he IS quite impressed with the speed of the Busa. :50 I have to give the guy credit, he didn't try to run, but he did answer my question. "Yes, he's friggin' stupid!" I continue to chuckle as my 600 and I cruise on by. We have nothing to prove, especially to some other idiot on the streeet. :spit :lmao

Throttlepimp · 02-21-2006, 06:22 PM

LMAO! :thumbup

Mojave954 · 02-21-2006, 09:26 PM

Should of beeped your horn like in the commercial with the vette and cobalt.

corpse_grinder0 · 02-21-2006, 10:15 PM

hahaha, thats pretty funny. :clapping

GSXR600Chick · 02-21-2006, 10:19 PM

*sigh* Ahhhhh yes. Another winner. :clapping There are way too many of those out there. :lmao
Reminds me of the guy at the bottom of Palomar that asked me & Brendan and the people we were with if we race for money.... :spit

no_tys85 · 02-22-2006, 10:28 AM

Thats funny! I cant count how many times some kid in a little civic hatch-back tries to challenge me to a race....and all i can do is laugh...... :asshat

wahine · 02-22-2006, 10:34 AM

:lmao That is soooooooo funny! It reminds me of the time another studly dude was gawking at me so badly he actually hit the car in front of him. Yep, here's your sign ... STUPID :lmao

SPEED · 02-22-2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by wahine

:lmao That is soooooooo funny! It reminds me of the time another studly dude was gawking at me so badly he actually hit the car in front of him. Yep, here's your sign ... STUPID :lmao

That sounds like a compliment to me :spit

02-21-2006, 06:06 PM	#1
Gwyneth Club Racer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North County San Diego Bikes: 05 Kawasaki ZZR600 Age: 35 Posts: 2,005 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 6 (56)	Allow me to share my belly laugh with you... So, there I am sitting at the light from the 5S to get onto Encinitas Blvd. to head east. I'm relaxing and listening to my tunes and my bike's purr, when up pulls a guy on a Busa. He says something to me but I can't hear because of my tunes, so I turn them off. He says "Nice." I say "Thank you" since I do have a nice bike. Then (picture the cartoon coyote howling in the audience with his backleg scratching frantically) he goes "Looking good, oh yeah!" :evilgrin By this time the light has turned green and I start off only to have this guy force me to cut my turn sharp because he wasn't taking the outside of the turn. He races off only to be stopped by the next light. :headscratch I pull up to him and say "This light is always red, no sense in racing to get to it." His response? "Speed, oh yeah, you want to race?" I look at him with my best "Are you ****ing stupid?":wtf look and respond that "No, my bike is a 600 and yours has 1300 ccs. Thanks but no thanks." The light turns green and the guy opens the throttle wide. I watch as the Busa swerves to the right cutting in front of me, then to the left, then straightens out and shoots up the road. :yikes :pat Me, I'm just getting through the intersection by this time. I'm sure this guy is thinking how studly he is and how I'm going to want to see what else he's got. Me? I almost fall off my bike in fits of laughter as I watch the Sheriff's Deputy turn on his lights, because he IS quite impressed with the speed of the Busa. :50 I have to give the guy credit, he didn't try to run, but he did answer my question. "Yes, he's friggin' stupid!" I continue to chuckle as my 600 and I cruise on by. We have nothing to prove, especially to some other idiot on the streeet. :spit :lmao

02-21-2006, 06:22 PM	#2
Throttlepimp Track Junkie Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: South of the 78. Posts: 1,202 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 5 (39)	LMAO! :thumbup __________________ An adreneal gland is a terrible thing to waste...

02-21-2006, 10:15 PM	#4
corpse_grinder0 Squid Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 104 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 4 (10)	hahaha, thats pretty funny. :clapping __________________ http://www.sportbikeswest.com/forum/...hh_1rr_173.jpg

02-21-2006, 10:19 PM	#5
GSXR600Chick Moderator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Oceanside, CA Bikes: 2004 GSXR 600, 1996 CBR 600 Age: 1 Posts: 2,731 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 7 (22)	sigh Ahhhhh yes. Another winner. :clapping There are way too many of those out there. :lmao Reminds me of the guy at the bottom of Palomar that asked me & Brendan and the people we were with if we race for money.... :spit __________________ "There's so much time to learn how to ride, if you can think of it more as a life-time pursuit, you'll realize there's no big rush to get better/faster." ---Robert---- Check out the coolest videos here: www.grassyknollproductions.com And the best pictures here: www.palomarpics.net "Someone once said that friends are God's way of apologizing for family" --Havoc-- "The world is too fragile for people to be untrue. There's too much at stake, and life is too short for lies." --Brothers & Sisters--

02-22-2006, 10:28 AM	#6
no_tys85 Squid Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Tustin, CA Posts: 139 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 4 (10)	Thats funny! I cant count how many times some kid in a little civic hatch-back tries to challenge me to a race....and all i can do is laugh...... :asshat __________________ I complained that I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet. ~Irish Proverb

02-21-2006, 09:26 PM	#3
Mojave954 Canyon Carver Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: WSIR's backyard Posts: 831 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 4 (20)	Should of beeped your horn like in the commercial with the vette and cobalt.

02-22-2006, 10:34 AM	#7
wahine Newbie Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: North County San Diego Posts: 30 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 0 (10)	:lmao That is soooooooo funny! It reminds me of the time another studly dude was gawking at me so badly he actually hit the car in front of him. Yep, here's your sign ... STUPID :lmao

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