gavilan

:spit :lmao :lmao :lmao




>This Guy Doesn't Know Math (but he is actually aware of what he's up
>against).
>
>He writes:
>
>I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut
>right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the
>shoulder to avoid hitting her.
>
>This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window
>and gave the woman the finger.
>
>"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile
>nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me
>in traffic, and here's why:
>
>I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
>
>That's 96 miles each day.
>
>Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
>
>Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
>
>There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
>
>That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
>
>Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I
>figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
>
>That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass
>every day.
>
>Statistically, females drive half of these.
>
>That's 18,000 women drivers!
>
>In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
>
>That's 642.
>
>According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
>dissatisfying or unrewarding.
>
>That's 449.
>
>According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females
>have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
>
>That's 98.
>
>And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
>
>That's 33.
>
>According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
>weapons and this number is increasing.
>
>That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has
>a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
>considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
>
>Give her the finger? I don't think so
>
>

SPEED

Lol! Seen this before and agree 100% :laughing

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Highdiver

Whats there to worry about? Chicks can't aim for ****.

To all crappy driving, man hating, pms'ing females on the road :funflip

djkoenig

Okay Gabby, I see a spanking coming your way. :devil

gavilan

It says the post doesn't exist... :confused

Did I repost? :pat

gavilan

:yikes uh-oh

well, in that case... :moon :laughing

lovinmyf4i

Don't tempt him... ask me how I know! :yikes :laughing

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wanderer

ya, but chip, the difference is YOU surrender your ass quicker than FRANCE does in war!

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lovinmyf4i

So let me guess... I have to call it "Freedom" ass now instead of French ass?? :laughing

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