~~San Diego Barbie~~

PeruBeauty · 03-12-2007, 10:12 PM

Not sure where the jokes go but I told ThrottlePimp I'd post this!!

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Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the San Diego , California area market:

Chula Vista Barbie - This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a pickup truck loaded 10 feet high with mattresses. Green cards are not available for Chula Vista Barbie or Ken.

National City Barbie -
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and an infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus/trolley pass. Gangsta Ken and his 79 Caddy (with switches) were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Rancho Bernardo Barbie - This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with a Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included, headset sold separately.

Oceanside Barbie - This recently paroled, tattooed & nose pierced Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a ready lifted desert/river Chevy truck with dark tinted windows, and a methlab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash - preferably in small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you're talking about.

Del Mar Barbie - This yuppie Barbie comes with her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Rancho San Diego Barbie- Comes with a towel for her head. Is co-owner of a liquor store, along with Ken. Nose job already done, and Ken comes with his own bottle of hennessy and a cigar.

Santee Barbie - This pale model comes dressed in a shirt, and a Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's back side when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

La Jolla Barbie - This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard-print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the beach house. Percocet prescription available.

Lakeside Barbie - This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Lemon Grove Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home.

Leucadia Barbie - This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long,
straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and
Birkenstocks with white socks. She smokes good sinsemilla buds and prefers that you call her " Willow ". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Leucadia Barbie's and the optional Volvo wagon, you get a coupon for a free wheat-grass smoothie at any Whole Food's Market. Poway Barbie - She's perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is because he's always away working.

Hillcrest Barbie/Ken - This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts. Bonus: free rainbow flag sticker with proof of purchase, along with valuable discount coupons to all "F" street bookstores. Pacific Beach Barbie -This Barbie is always bitching that she can't find a good man in Pacific Beach .

Carlsbad Barbie - This princess Barbie is only sold at the brand new La Costa Forum. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Southeast Barbie - This Ghetto Queen comes with optional 'baby-daddy' car and pop-out baby seats. This barbie comes standard with a set of press-on nails and ponytails in various lengths. Don't mess with the breezie. She has a strong attitude and a mouth to prove it. This barbie also comes with optional girlfriends to help you do drive-by's to find out if Ken is out with some other ho.

Mira Mesa Barbie - This Barbie is skinny and asian who thinks she knows how to drive. She comes standard with a s00ped up Honda Civic that can only drive 15mph in the city but 90mph on the freeway. Available with a big six bedroom house, 5 grandparents and 20 kids who can run around screaming. Ken comes with a garage so he can s00p up all his friends Hondas too. He can be seen between 12am - 2am zipping up Kearny Villa Road or Mira Mesa Blvd by the 5/805 split

JakeR1 · 03-12-2007, 11:20 PM

Esco675 · 03-12-2007, 11:49 PM

DIS-TURBED · 03-13-2007, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeruBeauty

12am - 2am Kearny Villa Road or Mira Mesa Blvd by the 5/805 split

Ah, so many memories. I miss the street races.

R4Ltony · 03-13-2007, 06:19 AM

Roflmao!!!!!!

lovinmyf4i · 03-13-2007, 12:34 PM

Noice!

Dissident · 03-13-2007, 01:17 PM

I thought the Rancho Bernardo Barbie wore those dark welding glasses and can be found driving her lincoln towncar at 20mph the wrong way down the street on her way to Souplantation....?

And Poway Barbie drives a dually and owns at least 2 horses.

JakeR1 · 03-13-2007, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dissident

And Poway Barbie drives a dually and owns at least 2 horses.

I think that's Ramona Barbie!!!

Fred S · 03-13-2007, 08:33 PM

Makes me think of the "I'm a Barbie Girl" song. I still love that song. It's so damn catchy!

How ya doin' PB?

R4Ltony · 03-14-2007, 12:44 AM

But hey! Where's the Escondido barbie?

She a mexican cleaning lady with a broke ass cage and no liscense or ins...

03-12-2007, 10:12 PM	#1
PeruBeauty Spammer Join Date: May 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 13 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 0 (10)	~~San Diego Barbie~~ Not sure where the jokes go but I told ThrottlePimp I'd post this!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the San Diego , California area market: Chula Vista Barbie - This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a pickup truck loaded 10 feet high with mattresses. Green cards are not available for Chula Vista Barbie or Ken. National City Barbie - This Barbie now comes with a stroller and an infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus/trolley pass. Gangsta Ken and his 79 Caddy (with switches) were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant. Rancho Bernardo Barbie - This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with a Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included, headset sold separately. Oceanside Barbie - This recently paroled, tattooed & nose pierced Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a ready lifted desert/river Chevy truck with dark tinted windows, and a methlab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash - preferably in small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you're talking about. Del Mar Barbie - This yuppie Barbie comes with her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Rancho San Diego Barbie- Comes with a towel for her head. Is co-owner of a liquor store, along with Ken. Nose job already done, and Ken comes with his own bottle of hennessy and a cigar. Santee Barbie - This pale model comes dressed in a shirt, and a Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's back side when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free. La Jolla Barbie - This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard-print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the beach house. Percocet prescription available. Lakeside Barbie - This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Lemon Grove Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home. Leucadia Barbie - This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long, straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She smokes good sinsemilla buds and prefers that you call her " Willow ". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Leucadia Barbie's and the optional Volvo wagon, you get a coupon for a free wheat-grass smoothie at any Whole Food's Market. Poway Barbie - She's perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is because he's always away working. Hillcrest Barbie/Ken - This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts. Bonus: free rainbow flag sticker with proof of purchase, along with valuable discount coupons to all "F" street bookstores. Pacific Beach Barbie -This Barbie is always bitching that she can't find a good man in Pacific Beach . Carlsbad Barbie - This princess Barbie is only sold at the brand new La Costa Forum. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version. Southeast Barbie - This Ghetto Queen comes with optional 'baby-daddy' car and pop-out baby seats. This barbie comes standard with a set of press-on nails and ponytails in various lengths. Don't mess with the breezie. She has a strong attitude and a mouth to prove it. This barbie also comes with optional girlfriends to help you do drive-by's to find out if Ken is out with some other ho. Mira Mesa Barbie - This Barbie is skinny and asian who thinks she knows how to drive. She comes standard with a s00ped up Honda Civic that can only drive 15mph in the city but 90mph on the freeway. Available with a big six bedroom house, 5 grandparents and 20 kids who can run around screaming. Ken comes with a garage so he can s00p up all his friends Hondas too. He can be seen between 12am - 2am zipping up Kearny Villa Road or Mira Mesa Blvd by the 5/805 split

03-12-2007, 11:20 PM	#2
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