A little humor for you

Gwyneth · 03-20-2007, 10:28 AM

A man was cruising on his bike up the California coast when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. Of course I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldy things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how a woman feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

MCC · 03-20-2007, 10:39 AM

Doh!!!!! Nice!

Iceman · 03-20-2007, 10:39 AM

That one's a classic.

Gwyneth · 03-20-2007, 10:52 AM

It gave me a good chuckle.

lovinmyf4i · 03-20-2007, 11:07 AM

Nice!

Psychobabble · 03-20-2007, 11:10 AM

iluv2ridefast · 03-20-2007, 12:51 PM

Lol, yea tell me about it.

Crazy G. · 03-20-2007, 03:28 PM

hehe.

R4Ltony · 03-20-2007, 04:06 PM

Good one Gwyneth!

Paolo · 03-21-2007, 11:35 AM

hahahaha! awesome

03-20-2007, 10:28 AM	#1
Gwyneth Club Racer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North County San Diego Bikes: 05 Kawasaki ZZR600 Age: 35 Posts: 2,005 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 6 (56)	A little humor for you A man was cruising on his bike up the California coast when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. Of course I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldy things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how a woman feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

03-20-2007, 10:39 AM	#3
Iceman Canyon Carver Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Santee, Ca Bikes: 2002 CBR 954RR (Sold), 2004 GSX-R750 Age: 27 Posts: 820 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 2 (21)	That one's a classic. __________________ Alex S. "The undisturbed mind is like the calm body of water reflecting the brilliance of the moon. Empty the mind and you will realize the undisturbed mind" - Yagyū Jūbei Mitsuyoshi "G's up...Ho's down!"

03-20-2007, 11:07 AM	#5
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03-20-2007, 10:39 AM	#2
MCC Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Age: 39 Posts: 30 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 0 (11)	Doh!!!!! Nice!

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Gwyneth Club Racer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North County San Diego Bikes: 05 Kawasaki ZZR600 Age: 35 Posts: 2,005 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 6 (56)	It gave me a good chuckle.

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03-20-2007, 03:28 PM	#8
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03-20-2007, 04:06 PM	#9
R4Ltony Know It All Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Escondido Bikes: '02 GSXR750, '69 CL175 Age: 36 Posts: 319 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 2 (15)	Good one Gwyneth!

03-21-2007, 11:35 AM	#10
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