Miracle Grow

SubZero · 10-08-2007, 12:31 PM

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny,
said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim
Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply
couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear
out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself
as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you
put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker:....

"It's not talcum powder......

It's 'Miracle Grow'

Fred S · 10-08-2007, 05:48 PM

"Thanks Honey. It is a miracle it grows when I see how fat your ass is getting."

That would have been my reply.

10-08-2007, 12:31 PM	#1
SubZero Newbie Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over the river and through the woods. Bikes: 2004 Kawasaki Ninja 250 "Mighty Mouse" Age: 32 Posts: 76 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 2 (28)	Miracle Grow One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker:.... "It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow' __________________ Riding isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

10-08-2007, 05:48 PM	#2
Fred S Canyon Carver Join Date: May 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Bikes: 07 Blue ZX-10R Age: 37 Posts: 797 iTrader: (0) Rep Power: 3 (34)	"Thanks Honey. It is a miracle it grows when I see how fat your ass is getting." That would have been my reply. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/bluezx10r

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